Kaleidoscope Logic: The Sky is Blue

Female Logic
"Wow, the sky really feels blue today."

Stoner Logic
"Dude, the sky looks like the OCEAN! Craaaazy! I'm hungry..."

Republican Logic
"We have no evidence that the sky is actually blue."

Democrat Logic
"The blue sky is what drives immigration to this country. Keep America's skies blue."

Communist Logic
"Your sky cannot be more blue than HIS sky!"

Non-profit Logic
"We keep the sky blue for everyone! And we can't do it without your donation!"

Wallstreet Logic
"Fears of red and green have kept investor confidence high in the color blue. "

Intelligent Design Logic
"The sky is like a giant mood ring reflecting mother nature's temperament."

Scientologist Logic
"Everytime a member joins the Church, the sky turns blue."

Undergraduate Logic
"My professor says the sky is blue."

Graduate Logic
"I know the sky is blue, I've seen it for myself."

Doctoral Student Logic
"I wonder if the sky can turn other colors?"

Tenured Professor
"Of course the sky is blue, it was my idea. You can purchase the book I wrote on the topic at the student store. It is required reading for the course."